One funny story

While i was blog surfing, i found this guy's blog and i think he is a great blogger. Anyway his title caught my attention when i saw it at innit. below is the link to the article he wrote that caught my attention

http://j-zp.blogspot.com/2010/01/average-length-of-males-genitals.html

Honestly i really agree with him and i really thought the blacks are horses. Is it true that the whites brought down the average? well lets leave it to your imagination. lol

France top the chart? no wonder its known for being the city of love. I understand that they are very straight foward at asking for sex. I think its because they know the ladies will love their huge "mushroom". hahahah.

My Playful Daughter

Recently, i notice that my daughter will pose without asking to whenever she sees a camera. Its kinda sweet and cute when we took her pictures. Honesyly lately she had became very playful & naughty. But anyway as a parent i still love her the same My wife told me that we do not have any of her picture this month when she is 1 year 8 months so we quickly took out our camera and started snapping pictures in our room. Chermaine instantly started posing when she saw me holding a camera. here are some great takes... funny how it went...

Unexpectedly i have been a father for 1 year & 8 months now. Thing had been great in my family. Of course we still have our quarrel at times but non of it had affected our relationship. for the past 1 year 8 months, it was filled with joy, laughter, sadness and also tears. You name it we had it.

I was feeling guilty because ever since i got promoted i am often home late and i also went to work early. if i count, i would say i work almost 12 hours daily inclusive of my travelling time. i go to work at 8 am and reach home at about 8 pm.

After a tiring day at work, i will spring back to life when i saw my dauther is not asleep yet. She is one of my motivation to work harder. The only thing in my thought now is to make a better life for Chloe and Chermaine.

I swear i will give everything i can to my wife and daughter. I hope i could really build their dreams with my two hands. I dont mind being tired as long as i could see them smile.

Now seeing pictures like these i know i am building a happy family. I will ensure that this happy times will last a lifetime. Lets hope that blogger.com will never be shut down and it will last forever. This way, all these moments will forever be available to be shared in the future.

Who knows, maybe one day my daughter will read my blog and she will know how much my wife and i love her. My wife? dont worry about it i know she will be reading my blog

Announcement: This blog will no longer have any office life stories

Now its official... My blog will no longer have any stories about office... Why? simple... Its because there are many spies... That's why i have not been updating much... There are many stories that i would like to share but no... no more! no more blogging about real office life

Anyway for you spies that are reading my blog... may you rot in hell and i will never talk about it again. HAPPY? i am ok with it... though i may have some hunch you are but nevermind... I choose to forget it because it will make me happier if i do not know

From today on, this blog will really concentrate on life... my life, my family life... if you are intrested, go ahead and follow me... if no, its ok...i dont need spies in my blog

Chinese New Year

As time flies by, now days are drawing near to Chinese New Year. Oh how i wish it comes quick. This way i could take some nice time away from the busy town. I will spend some time in Kuching in my in-laws' home.

Now what do i wish for CNY? i was hoping that my daughter will be able to remember her grand parents. its been some time since they met. It would be very heartbreaking if chermaine could not recognise them.

I know because i will feel the same...

Free drinks for ladies to take off their bra

Read this intresting story in the star today. Check it out at http://www.thestar.com.my/

Anyway i think its kinda racist what about the men? Why dont they organize take out my underwear and give it accordingly

Honestly its a very daring move by the bar owner and at the same time, i am very sure there are lots of men will be there to take a look at how those ladies take out their bra.

Its really thinking out of the box but ladies might get offended. but heck i am sure pub girls wont be ashamed to take them off especially when they are drunk

Who should be the boss?

This is a very good article i got from email and i thought its a very good one. Thats why i share this

When the body was first made, every part wants to be the boss. So there was an arguement and here is their discussion:-

The brain said: "should be the boss because i control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet says: "We should be the boss as we carry the brain around and get him to where he wants to go"

The hands say: "We should be the boss as we do all the work and earn all the money"

And so it went on with the heart, lungs, the eyes until finally the Ass spoke up. All parts laugh at that idea that the Asshole being the boss. So the Asshole went on strike, blocked itselt up and refused to work.

Within a short period of time, the eyes crossed, hands clenched, the feet twitched, heart and lungs begin to panic, the brain fevered. Finally, they all agreed that the asshole should be the boss. So the motion was passed. All parts did all the work while the Boss pass out the shit.

The moral of the story: You did not need brain to be the boss. Any Asshole could do.

Promotion? I should be excited...

After 5 years of work, i finally got promoted to Assistant Manager being in charged of Central Region and East Malaysia. Anyway i thought i would be excited about my promotion but it seems not enough

You know, over the past few days i had been thinking what might cause this? why am i not so excited about it? i had been hoping for it since 2 years ago...

Finally i got a conclusion. IT CAME TOO LATE.. Of course i am happy about the promotion but it just seem not enough excited. As i think more, if the promotion came 2 years ago, i would have jump up and told the world i made it!

But when i got the news that i will be promoted from a very reliable source, i did not put much hope on it. I never told anyone except my wife.

Well... anyway its true i am promoted... i should be glad about it

The Desert, My workplace

When you tell your superior that you have too much work and you cant finish them they might say, that's why you are paid at a monthly basis. If your work can finish, i might as well contract the work out to you.

To a certain extend, well its true... but i cant accept it

Many people in the same organization are given less work but they still enjoy the same pay. I always wondered why the hell i am doing more?

Opportunities? Career Development? Long term benefits? These are all currently untagible benefits and worse, its uncountable.

Honestly i dont even know what i am talking about now because i am lost. It feels like i am in a Desert with only a bottle of water. I do not know when will i be out of the desert or when i will find more water. I may die trying or maybe i will reach my goal.

the Desert is like my work, I do not know how far i should be walking. The water is like my motivation , i dont know when i will run out. My goal is like my Long term benefits, i dont know i will get it or i will die trying. Honestly if i knew i will die trying, i wont even try in the first place

So is long term benefits and oppurtunities your motivation?

A personal Story: My daughter

This is a story dedicated to my lovely daughter. For me, her beauty is no 2 among all the girls i've ever met. Who is no1? well you could have guessed it...


Sometime she really made me very angry but sometimes she is very sweet. Just take today for example, she woke up earlier than me and my wife and she climb up to our bed to kiss the both of us. After that, she climb back to her own bed.

Well this is the good side, the negative side is difficult to explain... Example could explain better... here is one: she likes to throw things although i had beaten her hands many time when she does it. Today, she threw a glass on the floor... what happen after that? of course she left behind a broken glass on the floor for her daddy to clean the mess

Now there are times where i would like to scold her but she knows how to tackle my heart. Let me tell you one example: yesterday, she played with my cigarettes. She torn several sticks of it and threw it on the floor. when i found out, she already emptied the whole new pack. I started scolding her for what she had done and she just smiled back sweetly. When i was cleaning the mess, i was still scolding and she came next to me patting me on my head softly and made me smile.What happen next? well of course i stopped scolding and she gave me some kisses and i gave her some too... my anger? down to zero

Its always amazing to discover what children can do. Every parents will easily surrender to these little negotiators. Step one: try to confront the person. if it fails, proceed to step 2: Give innocent look with watery eyes. if all else fails: Cry! If still fails: continue crying... Definately someone will come to rescue

Now she grown up. She understood more things and able to follow more commands. I am proud of her. Wherever she goes, she is always in the center of attention. Everyone pampered her. i am really afraid that she will grow up being a spoiled brat. Now its all up to me and my wife to make her to a well mannered girl.

The path is very long and bumpy but have my fingers crossed and hope she will grow up well. I am sure this blog is a very boring one but i dont care. Who knows one day she might be reading this. If really she in reading this one day, all i wanna say to her is that regardless of what she does, bad or good, she will always be my lovely daughter. You will always be forgiven as long as you say the magic word..."SORRY"

Long Time No blog

Now had come to the time where many things need to be planned out. Well it happens to me to. It is time like this where you need to predict what will happen in the next year.

Being “kind of” senior in my department I am also involved in some projects… Guess what, the project formats changed! What I had done since the beginning had gone down the drain… I will be required to redo my proposal!!!

Sad sad story… Anyway for the sake of money… no choice…

Never fight with money!!

Now you guys know I have not be blogging for some time

Another Person that says i should be a trainer

Well just last Friday i attended a training on "Strengthening People Management Skills at the Workplace". It was a great training where i honestly thinks that i learned a lot. Anyway, i met this Professor named Dr Edwin Varo who is an excellent trainer.

Again i was reminded that i could be a good trainer if i want to be one. Like most trainer, he knew i am an extrovert the moment he saw me. You see he is a psychologist on Organization Behavior so of course he can read people's attitude.

I spent some time talking to him when we are free and he told me that i should be a trainer. He says that i am a person that could never live alone. I must have people around me and have the skills to influence people. I also have the skill to keep others energetic.

Dr Edwin said my company needs more people like me who will be able to bring up the energy of others in the workplace. Well when i heard it, i was very proud of course.lol

Anyway he also said that i have some weakness. I wants acknowlegment in everything i do. To satisfy me, just praise me and things will be better... hahahah i am such an LOA (lacking on Attention).

At the end of the class, Dr Varo tld me that if i want to, he is willing to give me some oppurtunity to conduct some training. I asked him "will people listen to me? Since i am so young". He said "Yes, because i an influence people's mind". He told me to keep in touch with him

Well who know one day i might really become a good trainer. For a start, now i should get as much experience as possible so that when i speak in the future, i have more wise advise for people. My ex-boss Adrian did invite me to join his training team. Well i want him to know that "YES, i will join his team for some extra bucks to spend with my family"

Lets hope i will do a good job and will not ruin his reputation as a trainer. I sure hope what Dr Edwin told me is true. I really hope i can be a great trainer in the future. Now let's do it part time for a start... hehehe

Encounter with Spirits

I remembered about 3 years ago, my company organized an outing to Port Dickson. It was compulsory so most of us went. Due to budget constraints, we actually rented a very deserted hotel where i think hardly anyone would stay there

Anyway, the moment i saw the hotel i already feel eerie. You see the painting of the hotel looks as if it had not been maintained at least for more that 8 years. Besides that, the hotels have many lousy ornaments which dont seem right

Anyway we are just there to put a night and conduct some team building. So after the day's activities, we all returned to our rooms and i sent my wife back to her room. After a good night kiss we parted and i went back to my room

After about 30 minutes, my wife sms me saying " i am in Joanne's room. Just now we encountered something". We continued to sms and i told her i would like to see her. So i walked to the room(Joanne's room) to meet her but she said she is too afraid to open the door so i walk back.

Anyway when i got back to my room, my roommate was already sleeping soundly. He snored as if he is going to tear off the building. Anyway i laid on my bed and wanted to sleep. Soon, i felt my bed is vibrating. You know the kind like someone is pushing your bed many times... Its like a vibration of your mobile phone

I plucked up my courage to open my eyes... Then... i saw... nothing is there... After i closed my eyes again, the vibration began again... this time its harder and more violent. I opened my eyes again and still there is nothing

I stared to get a little pissed off and told them in Mandarin "I am going to be here only for a night. After this i will return home and you may have the room for yourself again. Please dont disturb me". After that, the vibration stops.

Just before i doze off, i felt the vibration started again. Since i am dead tired after the day's activities, i dont care and just slept.

The next morning, i asked my wife about her encounter. This is her story.

She and her roommate was just about to go to bed. Before that, my wife told her roommate that she is very tired and wanted to sleep. So just before they doze off, my wife heard someone humming some songs but she thought it was her roommate. Then her roommate scolded "I thought you are tired? Why are you humming song now?".

Immediately my wife answered "It wasn't me!". Just then, her roommate sat up took her pillow and dashed off the room. My wife saw her dashing and dashed off too. They went to Joanne's room and slept there that night.

Well that is the end of story of the haunted hotel. The next day, i was assigned by my wife to packe her bags for her as she is too afraid to go alone. She showed me where the music came from and i asked the person sleeping next door. She said she heard it too and she thought it was them and they dont care.As we are on the bus, i heard there are many others who encounter with such things