53 years old but still horny… Speechless

Read it on www.thestar.com.my where there is a 53 years old who took advantage of his 13 years old sister in law and silenced her with materialistic gifts such as mobile phones or cash.

Despite the fact that he already have 3 wives, he still want to find other “food” to eat. Come on, this had been going on for 3 years which means he started when the girl was 10?!?! BEAST!!!

To make matter worse, all three of his wifes are in their 20s… Totally a cradle snatcher.

I can’t believe this only comes to light after 3 years. I am just thinking that I will kill him if it happens to my daughter

Unfair Law?

I read The Star online yesterday and I read this particular article that really caught my attention. A Pimp was caught for offering sex service to an undercover police and was sentenced to 1 month jail. Well fair enough since he broke the law and caught red-handed.

But below the same article, there was also an article of a security guard who got caught for stealing 5 bottles of baby oil or something. It happens in the same court (as mentioned by newspaper) but this guard was sentenced to 2 months of jail.

Now here is the question. Which is bigger crime? Pimping or Stealing baby oil? If you ask me, judging from the way people had been sentenced in these cases, pimping is a very small crime since its just half as bad as stealing 5 bottles of baby oil.

For the full story. Title: Pimp jailed after approaching undercover cop
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/9/24/courts/4770640&sec=courts
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Three things you didn't know about Lee Hock-yeong

Did you know that Lee Hock-yeong...
  1. Translates to the number 8 in numerology
  2. Has the Sasquatch as their Power Animal
  3. Shares their name with a guesstimated 0 Americans?
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Magic the gathering: Reminds me of my days at highschool











I still remember the days where i spend money and time playing this game with my classmates. If i do remember correctly, few friends of mine who played this game with me are Ewan, Alvin Lim, Hyon Le, Hian Quan and many more. We spend almost the whole day together playing this game.

Well for myself, i have prepared many decks and I always loved my black deck. You see i love seeing my classmates getting frustrated when i terror their creatures and how i resurrect my dead creature from the graveyard.

When i play black, my objective is to finish the game fast because black needs lots of sacrifice. before i lose all my creatures, its better that i kill them fast.

All my decks are made in a standard format where i have 20 lands in every deck. if i am combining more than one colour, i will have a maximum of 2 colours.

I also loved to see my friends when i play my white deck. Man it was great. You guys heard of the card worship? well its an enchantment card where as long as i have creatures in play my life will never go less than 1. Putting this with a combo of a enchant creature card which prevents all damages done to the creature and then add "Mask of Law and Grace" which protects the creature from black and red spells. the moment this combo is out, the eyes of my classmates will fall especially if they are playing black or red. Just to be on the safe side, i have 2 worship, the prevent damage card (i think its invincible) 4 and Mask of law and grace 2. this way i seriously wont die

I also have a combo of Red and green where i have 4 disintegrate cards, and other cards that deals damage directly to the player. the motive of this combination is to allow green to boost mana and red to deal direct damage. This deck is made with lots of elves with low casting costs and these elves could be tapped for mana. combine this with a green land card (gaea's Cradle)which gives you 1 mana for each creature you own in play. then combine with red creatures which are not effected by summoning sickness to attack fast.

Of all colours i just cant play blue. i am not good at planning counters. well my younger brother Hock Seong loved this colour. he really get me mad with all the counters and returning creatures and enchantments to owner's hands. Hyon Le is also another brat who loves counter.

Among my friends, i have decks of all the other four colours (except blue because i gave all the blue cards to my bro), Ewan have all colours which he modifies all the time, Alvin loves to play red and loves to anger people by destroying lands.

Man those were the days. Yesterday while i was tidying my house i found my decks back and i really wanted to play the game again. i have been searching high and low for a game of magic so that i can play them whenever i have free time. i spent mush time looking for this game (software) to play but in vain.

There is also this collegue of mine (new BDE) who also plays this game. Hope i can really find this game so that i can duel AI. i remember vendors used to sell a Magic game but i forgotten its name

Cant believe i am working on Public Holiday

Its 22nd September 2009 and its supposed to be a public holiday and i am working. I am supposed to loiter at home together with my family instead of sitting down at the shop assisting sales and working as a Sales Assistant.

Anyway though its raya but here i am standing in front of the shop's computer writing this blog. Am i demotivated? Well i got replacement off day for this so i am not really that frustrated. i could use this replacement off day to better use like preparing my wedding banquet...

Anyway there are no customers so i used most of my time surfing the web and doing nothing. Its only 2pm an i am almost bored to death. I just finish a phone conversation with my wife and the is happily lying down on a couch and doing nothing at all. MAN THATS LIFE...

Since my bedroom set have no arriced, i am prepared to take 3oth as the replacement off for beautifying my room...

Anyway i do not know what more to write... when i feel like it i might write more posts today since i am stucked here for 12 hours. well i have 8 more hours to go
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Good News, Bad News. The final wolf story

Yesterday I got a phone call from my boss with one good news and one bad news.

Good news: The wolf is leaving the forest
Bad News: I will have to replace her in a certain project

Well its all not that bad. Although I god more jobs to do but I am not so angry about it. Why? Maybe its because I wont have to be so careful during meeting. At least, I can rest a little when dealing with internal staffs. At least I have one less worry while working.

I know many will tell me that 1 wolf gone, other wolf will come up. Well its expected but I know I will have at least 2 weeks of peace. She is finally gone and that is not good news. Its GREAT News

In the end can i say i won the battle since i stayed longer? (although i did not do anything)

Its KARMA, its definately KARMA.
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Latest Telephone... Looks like a garbage bin

Yesterday, (17/09/09) I was conducting some survey with 2 of my colleagues to look for new locations to set up new Distribution Centre. While we are at it, we saw something fascinating.

Yup the picture shows Telefon Awam but in it you can’t find any telephone. What can you see? Yes, it’s a garbage bin. Maybe this is the latest design of telephone where the phone looks like a garbage bin but I never check it out.

This picture is taken in Selayang, where we go straight from Batu Caves. It really made my day…
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Conned by Wescourt twice on delivery. Very bad experience

It all began last Saturday 12th Sept 2009 when this particular company conned me for the first time. I bought one bedroom set which consist of a bed, a wardrobe, a dressing table and a side table. On the 9th we requested through telephone to ask for a delivery on 12th regardless of the time. Then on the tenth, my wife followed up and then the delivery is confirmed

On the 11th night, my wife and I started to remove all our clothes from our existing wardrobe and on the 12th morning, we started waiting because they have not confirmed a time. At about 11am, we called and this is our conversation.

Us: Hello Zhong, This is Kenny. What time will our furniture arrived?
Zhong: Kenny… oh There will be no delivery today. We tried to call to confirm but there was some problem
Us: What problem? I thought we confirmed that there will be a delivery today?
Zhong: Yesterday I called and an uncle picked up the phone. When I asked about Kenny, he mentioned that Kenny? Kenny went to London already. That uncle sounds like a person who can only speak English and Hokkien.
Us: Huh?! Impossible. We are the one holding the phone. Impossible someone else answer
Zhong: But it’s the fact
Us: Ok I don’t care who answered the phone but I need delivery to be done today
Zhong: Ok I will arrange for you. Call you back before 3pm

At 4pm Zhong did not call back and I called back

Us: Hello Zhong, I thought you are supposed to call back?
Zhong: oh, the delivery wasn`t able to be arranged
Us: Huh, still you need to tell me right?
Zhong: …
Us: ok now what can I do? When is the earliest for delivery? Now that it came to this situation, I would like you to delivery on weekdays after 6 can this be done?
Zhong: Wednesday is the soonest
Us: I want it on Tuesday
Zhong: I need to arrange but I will call to confirm with you
Us: Ok but make sure you call me. Now its Chinese calendar july so there are lots of ghost
Zhong: Yup…

Later…
Zhong: Hello Kenny. Delivery confirmed on Tusday after 6. My HQ will call to confirm again
Us: ok Thanks

14th morning.

Girl: Hello is this xxx xxxx Yeong? I am from westcourt and would like to confirm your delivery of a bedroom set on Tuesday. The delivery will be on the morning 10am.
Me: Huh?!?!? Hello, the delivery is supposed to be evening after six. I am working so no one will be there to collect the delivery
Girl: But you place is in Klang so you are the first place to go. Our office is in Sg buloh. So you must collect earlier
Me: You don’t understand what I said earlier? I am working. Even if you send no one will be there to collect. How are you going to deliver?
Girl: oh ok, I will call you back.

14th night 8pm
Girl: Mr Lee your delivery will be between 4pm to 6pm tomorrow. Is it ok?
Me: Hey don’t you understand? I am working. We can only collect after 6pm.
Girl: Ya I know, although I put it as 4pm but we will usually be late. Don’t worry, we will call you before coming
Me: Even if you called, and I am not home, who is going to deliver?
Girl: its ok. It will arrive after 6pm
Me: ok

Finally the time had arrived. Since my wife could slack off work, she waited at home at 4pm and called Zhong to tell him that delivery could be done anytime now. Zhong’s answer is “he is on the way”

At 5pm, my wife called again and the answer is “the lorry is already at klang and will reach you soon after he is done with one delivery”

At 5:30 pm my wife called again and the answer is “ The lorry driver ask not to hurry him because he is also working now”

6.15 pm I called and he said “he is reaching you and will give you a call before coming”. I asked to give a time and Zhong said “7.15pm”

I reached home at 7.30pm and went to take my dinner. At 8pm, I called and this is our conversation
Me: Hello Zhong, you told my wife on the way since 4pm. With 4 hours you can reach penang already
Zhong: He have not arrived? Well I will have to kill him. I will call you back in 5 minutes

10 minutes later I called back at least 5 time but no answer. Then later someone else called me

Guy: Hello I would like to make a delivery to you and may I know where is your house?
Me: oh ok I am waiting for you. What time can you arrive?
Guy: about 8.30pm. I am now in Shah Alam
Me: ok which way are you coming?
Guy: Kesas
Me: explained the route…

At 8.30pm I called back the driver
Me: Where are you now?
Guy: near the police station which is beside the bomba
Me: I thought you are coming from Kesas?
Guy: oh we decided to use federal instead
Me: ok

I told my wife they are reaching and we waited downstairs. 20 minutes later they arrived and we are very happy. There is nothing but smiles on my face then soon my wife noticed something… the set is all brown and we ordered all white.

Immediately I called Zhong on his mobile but he never pick up. I called at least more than 10 times. I rejected all the delivery and asked them to take all back except a mattress since its ok.

After that, my wife and I went straight to Westcourt Bukit tinggi and reason with Zhong. After making tons of noises there, Zhong decided to replace our set and the delivery will be made after Raya

During our reasoning, Zhong even tested us if we are lying. He let us choose the colours and asked which colour of white is it? One if the white is just launched recently so it’s a trap. Luckily I still remember the colour or else he might say we are lying.

Now I am still for a confirm delivery date of my actual bedroom set. Anyway I am running out of time since my wedding is just 2 weeks away.

If you guy did but furniture from the above mentioned shop, do remember to check all the invoices and everything. The important thing is to follow up and remember what you said with them and also what they said to you. Take my experience and advice. It always better safe than sorry

Don’t be like me now my floor is my wardrobe and my bed. Luckily I did not remove my mattress. All my things are on the floor. My baby’s bed is also my wardrobe and my laundry basket is used to keep my other stuffs. My knapsack is used to keep Chermaine’s hanky and also my bed sheets. Chermaine’s bath tub is used to keep my stuffs too. It’s really a pain at the eye to see such pathetic bedroom. Damn I am angry!
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My New Love Nest

My Love nest will be completed today if my furnitures arrived. Looking forward to it!

Will post some pictures when ready
hahahaha
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Finishing HOT Pork Noodles in 10 minutes! One great pasar malam trip

It was another common family day for me last Saturday where I drove my wife, sister and daughter to the Setia Alam Pasar Malam. It all went smooth and we enjoyed our shopping there.
When its time to head back, we notice that we have not bought any dinner (that’s one of our purposes to go) and so we headed to the nearest restaurant to have our dinner there.

And then things became very smelly! YES my daughter baked chocolate cake and guess what my wife and I did not bring any diapers! Well I already finished my dinner then but my sister’s pork noodle have not arrive.

HAHAHA… since we have to be fast, My wife fed Chermaine the pork noodle very fast too and my sister ate very fast too. As for me I walked to get the car and the moment I arrived, they already finish dinner… Man that was fast

When I asked my sister how did the noodle taste? She answered “Don’t ask. I ate so fast that I forgot to taste the noodle”.

Then the moment the 3 ladies got on my car, the strong scent of chocolate cake drowned all other scents in the car. Thank goodness we are already used to the scent. Hey its all not that gross! My wife can continue to enjoy her “Mua Chi” despite the scent.

The moment we reached home, My sister felt that Malaysia’s air is very fresh. Well I must say it’s a very torturing 15 minutes trip home for her since she is seating with Chermaine at the back seat.

That marks the end of our beautiful Pasar Malam Trip… The End…

Air Asia's assigned seats. Good or bad move?

Do you still remember the days where all passengers queued up 45 minutes before boarding? Do you still remember how all the kiasus stood there just to get the best seats? You remember how many walk to the plane extremely fast? Well those no longer happen

Ever since Air Asia changed to assigned seats, I notice that planes often fly late because people take their own sweet time to board the plane. I saw that when I was boarding to Kuching and when I came back.

Last time, we seldom hear Air Asia announcing passengers names asking them to board the plane but recently, there are many people being called. What does this means? Guess it yourself lah.

Honestly why does these people have to do this? Don’t they know it’s inconvenient for others when they are lingering around? Why don’t they just be there on time? Its obvious that they are already there since we have to check in 45 minutes earlier.

If you don’t believe me, try seeing it yourself the next time you board the plane. You will notice what I saw.

Well this is also a good sign because now people don’t bang you on the gate anymore. People do line up a proper line nowadays. I think nowadays, it safer to walk because people don’t rush anymore.

So do you think it’s a good move to have assigned seats? For me I think its good since I often never been one of the kiasu (except that time when I need to send my wife back to kuching). Things will be better if passengers just have some sense of time and be at the boarding punctual.

If every passengers do their part, I am sure we will be able to fly on time.
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Back from Kuching

Well i would like to applaud for air asia this time... It was a smooth journey to and back this time. Besides that, my daughter slept the whole journey to and back.

I was afraid that my daughter's earss would hurt and she will be restless. Now i know she can travel. Really looking forward to our next journey

Back In Kuching

Showing good example to all Malaysians. everyone must play a role to control A(H1N1). So my daughter should also do it.
Of course the Father must play the role so that the daughter can learn! hehehe
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Why use English for IT stuffs?

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science? This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:
ENGLISH:That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..

Now you know...WHY...
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The hungry ghost festival

It is now again the time of the seventh month of lunar Calender. the seventh month is the ghost month where gates to heaven and hell will be opened. it is at this time of the chinese year that many fear and be extra careful in every thing they do During after the 14th night of the 7th month, the gates will be opened and all the residents of the realm of the dead will be released to the realm of the living. According to Chinese beliefs, the living shall offer food for the hungry ghosts.

It is at this time where you will see many Chinese will place food behind their house on paper plates and all foods are served on disposable plates and pots. It is believed that one must not take back whatever that had been offered to the ghost because there is a possibility that they will follow you home.

Yup i am one of the believers. Annually the temple which i frequently visit will hold an offering to the hungry ghosts and in return they will not only not disturb us but also assist us if we are in need of help. You know just like humans, there are many times where police cant be of help and you will seek help from the black market

Most families offer their offerings on the 14th night but in my temple, it is held on the 15th.

It is also at this month where you will see many accidents and deaths happening around you. if you did not notice it try to take a look around your house. just like today during my survey to find new locations, i saw at least 3 ambulance running up and down. there was one time where i saw 2 ambulance at the same time coming from 2 different directions

I have a friend who is doing canvass rental business and he also confirmed that on the 7th month of the lunar calender, it is his (highest sales) or also known as peak season of his business.

I always tell my family and friends to be extra careful during this months. Accident dont only happen on the road. even at work stations. therefore, during this month i will keep scissors and blades in safe places.

When i read wikipedia about hungry ghost festival, it is also mentioned that the deceased will pay a visit to their family during this time. i wonder if my grandma came? Well i guess i will never find the answer anyway i might as well just drop the question.

So readers, please be extra careful during this month. my practice is to be careful until mooncake festival. why so long? because it wouldn't hurt to be careful for a longer time right? Well good luck
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What happens if Nature becomes horny?

Well here is a look of what will happen when nature gets horny. I got this from email and thought its very funny. Hope you guys like it



















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Wah look at the kid!

Who would expect a kid to do this. better than me leh... hahahaha.. Got this from my email and thought to share with everyone

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