Ladies and Gentleman, i would like to share a diest program that is most successful. this program involves some pain but a very good reduction on food consumption and thus you will be slimmer at the end of it.
Yes... in order to diet, one must force themselves to reduce food consumption right? well the pror\gram is very simple. just get yourself food poisoning. then you will start to vomit everything that you eat and then you will lose your appetite to eat.
I got this program by accident and now i feel that i am slimmer. i have not checked how much i had reduced but i am sure it will be a lot. You see since october 12th evening, i have not been eating much.
October 12 dinner, i had taken instant noodles and it all got vomited out so its = did not eat. October 13 morning i did not eat anything. During lunch, my wife bought a packet of porridge but i only finish half of it.
As for dinner, i only take a very small portion. Eventhough i had taken very little food, i do not feel like eating at all. i just sleep the rest of the day. Aint that great. Try it out yourself. i am sure you will be successful at diet. Well i am sure i do not want to do that again... :)
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What I saw when working as a waiter
I worked in the banquet line before and I know many stories about the job in the line. Many people thinks that the food in 3 stars and 5 stars hotels “SHOULD” be clean. But after listening to my story I am sure you will think otherwise.
When I was a waiter in one of the 5 stars hotels, we usually prepare 4 big barrels of coffee and tea. 2 for coffee and 2 for tea. Well, here is the good news. Before the the arrival of the customers, we had prepared some punishment for them. One of the coffee and tea had been included with some SECRET RECIPE! This includes mucus and lots of sliver. This Secret Recipe is made to punish fussy and annoying customers. So remember to treat your waiter well!
I remembered there was this one time when one of the waiter drank the secret recipe and the rest of us just laughed. Since he is an Axxhxle, we decided to keep this a secret from him. I remembered that he offered me to drink it too. He even said it taste good. Man that was one of the funniest cases.
Since I started working there, I never eat or drink their food and beverages. Thanks to such nasty experiences. If I want to eat, I will ask the cook to cook me something. Well they are kind enough to cook me some simple food all the time.
Many think that the cutleries at the hotels are very clean. Let me tell you a story. All the dishes in these hotels are done in a dishwasher. Often, there are many remains left stucked on the plates. That is the main reason why all the plates and cutleries required polishing. Polishing also helps to remove the water stains on the cutleries.
After going through the dishwasher, these plates and cutleries will then go through the dryer. The remains which is not cleaned well will be stucked on the plate and its difficult to remove. The solution? Just dip it in hot water and then wipe it clean with a piece of cloth. Alternatively, some people might just spit a little bit of sliver and wipe it clean.
To make matters worse, only god knows what cloth is being used. Although the cloth might look very clean but these cloths are cleaned with bleaches. It may look clean but chemical level is very high. It is the same cloth that we use to wipe the tables and also sometimes being used to polish the employee’s shining black shoes
I had also worked in a famous Western Food chain store in the past. What I saw there? “Recycling campaign”! The cleanliness of the store is good but the cleanliness of the materials is not. They recycled the butter and the decorative items on your dish
For example, you know western food often have soup as appetizer which comes with bread and butter. Well if you did not finish the butter, please destroy the butter. Dishonest restaurants like these will freeze the remaining butter and use it to cook. Not to forget the beautiful tomatoes that they place on the plate. Crush it or they might rinse it with water and some other will have to consume your sliver
Even after such experiences, I still eat outside but never in the hotels and restaurants that I worked in before. The reason is if you don’t know its dirty its ok but if you knew its dirty, you will never want to eat there. Anyway I will not tell you the name of the hotel and the name of the restaurant. I don’t want you to lose your appetite and do not want to destroy their good name and reputation. I might also get sued if I do so.
I will share some other stories in the future when I have free time. Well… tata for now. TTFN. End…
When I was a waiter in one of the 5 stars hotels, we usually prepare 4 big barrels of coffee and tea. 2 for coffee and 2 for tea. Well, here is the good news. Before the the arrival of the customers, we had prepared some punishment for them. One of the coffee and tea had been included with some SECRET RECIPE! This includes mucus and lots of sliver. This Secret Recipe is made to punish fussy and annoying customers. So remember to treat your waiter well!
I remembered there was this one time when one of the waiter drank the secret recipe and the rest of us just laughed. Since he is an Axxhxle, we decided to keep this a secret from him. I remembered that he offered me to drink it too. He even said it taste good. Man that was one of the funniest cases.
Since I started working there, I never eat or drink their food and beverages. Thanks to such nasty experiences. If I want to eat, I will ask the cook to cook me something. Well they are kind enough to cook me some simple food all the time.
Many think that the cutleries at the hotels are very clean. Let me tell you a story. All the dishes in these hotels are done in a dishwasher. Often, there are many remains left stucked on the plates. That is the main reason why all the plates and cutleries required polishing. Polishing also helps to remove the water stains on the cutleries.
After going through the dishwasher, these plates and cutleries will then go through the dryer. The remains which is not cleaned well will be stucked on the plate and its difficult to remove. The solution? Just dip it in hot water and then wipe it clean with a piece of cloth. Alternatively, some people might just spit a little bit of sliver and wipe it clean.
To make matters worse, only god knows what cloth is being used. Although the cloth might look very clean but these cloths are cleaned with bleaches. It may look clean but chemical level is very high. It is the same cloth that we use to wipe the tables and also sometimes being used to polish the employee’s shining black shoes
I had also worked in a famous Western Food chain store in the past. What I saw there? “Recycling campaign”! The cleanliness of the store is good but the cleanliness of the materials is not. They recycled the butter and the decorative items on your dish
For example, you know western food often have soup as appetizer which comes with bread and butter. Well if you did not finish the butter, please destroy the butter. Dishonest restaurants like these will freeze the remaining butter and use it to cook. Not to forget the beautiful tomatoes that they place on the plate. Crush it or they might rinse it with water and some other will have to consume your sliver
Even after such experiences, I still eat outside but never in the hotels and restaurants that I worked in before. The reason is if you don’t know its dirty its ok but if you knew its dirty, you will never want to eat there. Anyway I will not tell you the name of the hotel and the name of the restaurant. I don’t want you to lose your appetite and do not want to destroy their good name and reputation. I might also get sued if I do so.
I will share some other stories in the future when I have free time. Well… tata for now. TTFN. End…
Questions to healthy Diet
I got this from an forwarded email and i think its totally meaningful. Just want to share the laughs with you guys
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste it on exercise.Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn!And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Anyway, 1% of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers. So people who don’t drink are very dangerous because they cause 99% of traffic accidents.
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO … Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!!It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, what a Ride!'
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
1. Eat and drink what you like.
2. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.
3. 'Today’ is a gift. That is why it is called ‘The Present’.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste it on exercise.Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn!And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Anyway, 1% of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers. So people who don’t drink are very dangerous because they cause 99% of traffic accidents.
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO … Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!!It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, what a Ride!'
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
1. Eat and drink what you like.
2. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.
3. 'Today’ is a gift. That is why it is called ‘The Present’.
How did Air Asia make money when their air fare is RM 0?
Being a poor man myself, I constantly have to be satisfied when I could fly with Air Asia. Although I never travel on air much but I have many unsatisfied incident with Air Asia. Maybe I have tough luck but really I did. Some unbelievable moments with Air Asia.
The most recent tragedy with Air Asia is during my honeymoon to Macau. My wife and I was so looking forward to this trip but things just have to happen. For this trip, we booked 1 year ago and we booked a 10am ticket. When we book this ticket, we thought we have ample time to prepare and need not travel too early in the morning but some wise guy from Air Asia reschedule our flight to 8am.
NOW, Back to the topic, how do they make money? Simple if no one fill up their seats, they will fill it up themselves by rescheduling trips. All they have to do is just combining 2 trips to 1 trip. This way they save the expenses of one trip and at the same time fill up their seats. The result is, the seats in my flight are filled up. Really! I have pictures to prove them
So now, we started flying and the flight attendants started shouting “food and drinks for purchase”. Apparently most passengers ignored them. Not many people bought lunch that trip. I think they will have the same thinking like me because we are expected to land at 12pm. By the time we get out of the airport, it will be about 1pm. Just the right time for lunch don’t you think? Besides, tasting the local food in Macau will be much better than taking the same old Pak Nasir Nasi Lemak right?
Well things just have to happen. Soon there is an announcement from the captain saying that we have problem landing due to the visibility of the airport is very low. So AK52 have no choice but to head to Guangzhou China to refuel the plane and wait for an opportunity to land. Well I am disappointed but for safety sake its ok.
Now back to the question again how did Air Asia make money when no one buys their food? Simple, keep your passengers stranded in the plane during lunch time and make them hungry. This way you will surely be able to sell more food. Well that’s what they did!
At 1pm we landed on Guangzhou. I thought we will be going to the waiting room to wait for news but NO! they kept us on the plane! So I asked the flight attendant to sell me lunch since my wife and I are hungry. Acting very reluctant, I asked him several times until another air attendant came and said yes. So I ordered 2 Pak Nasir Nasi Lemak, one for me and the other for my wife. Thinking that they will let us wait at the airport, I did not order any drinks.
After that, every Tom, Dick and Harry came rushing down to buy lunch. The food sold like hot cakes and everything sold out. They even came
to the stage where they do not have sufficient hot water to sell instant noodles! I am sure no one will believe but that is the fact.
Now, if you want to make money, you have to cut costs right? So what happen next is the airplane forbids using the loo due to water level is too low! So that is a good way to save cost don’t you think? Then, the captain down the aisle and head to the loo! Hey the toilet flush his pee the same way. What about the water level thingy? Is it a bluff?
Funny note: the aunty sitting behind me wanted
to go to the loo but the attendant forbid them. When the captain used the loo, they allow. So the aunty said loudly “ we cannot use the loo but if you pee standing, you can use the loo” lol!
So what other ways can you Air Asia save costs? This must be one of the ways that no other airlines will think of. A very simple way but can save lots of money. Everyone agrees that the highest cost in any organization is their human resource. Air Asia saves money by hiring low quality employees.
All they have to do is just to hire those people rejected by other airlines. That is how you end up having some air stewardess who are short, ugly, too fat to squeeze through the aisle, no proper manners, not elegant, messy hair with rainbow colours and worst of all, cant speak proper English.
Since I was still an infant, my mom always says that pilots have the best eyesight. Those with spectacles are not allowed to be a pilot. She told me if I want to fly a plane, keep my distance from the TV. In this trip I had a shock of my life when I see the uncle pilot is an old man with glasses! What they even hire rejected pilots to save costs?
Dude my life is in the hands of a four eyed pilot. No wonder he said the visibility of the airport is bad. I wonder if the fog is actually only on his glasses! Hahaha…
Finally, I reached Macau at about 3pm.
There was again another trip I encounter with Air Asia. I was on a company trip to Sarawak to assist my Senior Manager on some tasks. After he is done in Sabah, he left me with the manager there and flew back. I followed the manager to Sarawak and after we are done there I am supposed to fly back alone.
Now, what have this got to do with my topic of the day? Well is about costing of course! So now I would like to share how to save some expenses on airlines again. All you have to do is let damaged air-conditioner remain damaged.
This way, the airlines can save money for repair and at the same time when its down, you might as well shut down to save energy! Yup I will have to be in a sauna for an hour. Although many passengers make noise about this but they don’t seem to care. We even have an infant on the plane! All the flight attendants did was to tell use that “We have some proble with the compressor, don’t worry it will be cooler when we are flying”
Passengers started shouting too and a boycott begin. One uncle shouted “Stop the plane! Don’t fly unless the air cond is working! Don’t treat us like dogs, We paind for our tickets”. Due to the incident, the flight was delayed for an hour to sort out the bags of the passengers who are unwilling to travel on the plane. Boy what a show that was. lol
Now if there are any airlines who read my blog, I am sure you know now how to earn money like Uncle Tony...
The most recent tragedy with Air Asia is during my honeymoon to Macau. My wife and I was so looking forward to this trip but things just have to happen. For this trip, we booked 1 year ago and we booked a 10am ticket. When we book this ticket, we thought we have ample time to prepare and need not travel too early in the morning but some wise guy from Air Asia reschedule our flight to 8am.
NOW, Back to the topic, how do they make money? Simple if no one fill up their seats, they will fill it up themselves by rescheduling trips. All they have to do is just combining 2 trips to 1 trip. This way they save the expenses of one trip and at the same time fill up their seats. The result is, the seats in my flight are filled up. Really! I have pictures to prove them
So now, we started flying and the flight attendants started shouting “food and drinks for purchase”. Apparently most passengers ignored them. Not many people bought lunch that trip. I think they will have the same thinking like me because we are expected to land at 12pm. By the time we get out of the airport, it will be about 1pm. Just the right time for lunch don’t you think? Besides, tasting the local food in Macau will be much better than taking the same old Pak Nasir Nasi Lemak right?
Well things just have to happen. Soon there is an announcement from the captain saying that we have problem landing due to the visibility of the airport is very low. So AK52 have no choice but to head to Guangzhou China to refuel the plane and wait for an opportunity to land. Well I am disappointed but for safety sake its ok.
Now back to the question again how did Air Asia make money when no one buys their food? Simple, keep your passengers stranded in the plane during lunch time and make them hungry. This way you will surely be able to sell more food. Well that’s what they did!
At 1pm we landed on Guangzhou. I thought we will be going to the waiting room to wait for news but NO! they kept us on the plane! So I asked the flight attendant to sell me lunch since my wife and I are hungry. Acting very reluctant, I asked him several times until another air attendant came and said yes. So I ordered 2 Pak Nasir Nasi Lemak, one for me and the other for my wife. Thinking that they will let us wait at the airport, I did not order any drinks.After that, every Tom, Dick and Harry came rushing down to buy lunch. The food sold like hot cakes and everything sold out. They even came
to the stage where they do not have sufficient hot water to sell instant noodles! I am sure no one will believe but that is the fact.Now, if you want to make money, you have to cut costs right? So what happen next is the airplane forbids using the loo due to water level is too low! So that is a good way to save cost don’t you think? Then, the captain down the aisle and head to the loo! Hey the toilet flush his pee the same way. What about the water level thingy? Is it a bluff?
Funny note: the aunty sitting behind me wanted
to go to the loo but the attendant forbid them. When the captain used the loo, they allow. So the aunty said loudly “ we cannot use the loo but if you pee standing, you can use the loo” lol!So what other ways can you Air Asia save costs? This must be one of the ways that no other airlines will think of. A very simple way but can save lots of money. Everyone agrees that the highest cost in any organization is their human resource. Air Asia saves money by hiring low quality employees.
All they have to do is just to hire those people rejected by other airlines. That is how you end up having some air stewardess who are short, ugly, too fat to squeeze through the aisle, no proper manners, not elegant, messy hair with rainbow colours and worst of all, cant speak proper English.
Since I was still an infant, my mom always says that pilots have the best eyesight. Those with spectacles are not allowed to be a pilot. She told me if I want to fly a plane, keep my distance from the TV. In this trip I had a shock of my life when I see the uncle pilot is an old man with glasses! What they even hire rejected pilots to save costs?
Dude my life is in the hands of a four eyed pilot. No wonder he said the visibility of the airport is bad. I wonder if the fog is actually only on his glasses! Hahaha…
Finally, I reached Macau at about 3pm.
There was again another trip I encounter with Air Asia. I was on a company trip to Sarawak to assist my Senior Manager on some tasks. After he is done in Sabah, he left me with the manager there and flew back. I followed the manager to Sarawak and after we are done there I am supposed to fly back alone.
Now, what have this got to do with my topic of the day? Well is about costing of course! So now I would like to share how to save some expenses on airlines again. All you have to do is let damaged air-conditioner remain damaged.
This way, the airlines can save money for repair and at the same time when its down, you might as well shut down to save energy! Yup I will have to be in a sauna for an hour. Although many passengers make noise about this but they don’t seem to care. We even have an infant on the plane! All the flight attendants did was to tell use that “We have some proble with the compressor, don’t worry it will be cooler when we are flying”
Passengers started shouting too and a boycott begin. One uncle shouted “Stop the plane! Don’t fly unless the air cond is working! Don’t treat us like dogs, We paind for our tickets”. Due to the incident, the flight was delayed for an hour to sort out the bags of the passengers who are unwilling to travel on the plane. Boy what a show that was. lol
Now if there are any airlines who read my blog, I am sure you know now how to earn money like Uncle Tony...
When i first met my in laws... (Meet the parents?)
Well, suddenly i think of the first time when i first met my in laws. I was some time back since the last time i tast met them. Kinda miss the time i was in Kuching as the environment is very peaceful and quiet. Well a good environment to get away from the hassle of the city
My in laws lived in a small kampung where everyone in the village never lock their cars... Unbelievable? well believe it. All the car keys are always hanging in the car. There was this one time when i drove my in law's car and many cars started to flash their lights to say hi...
Anyway, my in laws are actually experts of bird's nests. I knew they had been trading bird's nests but i never knew that they actually so called "manufacture" them. Not exactly manufacture but i cant find the suitable word to replace their job. Below is a description of their task...
My in laws lived in a small kampung where everyone in the village never lock their cars... Unbelievable? well believe it. All the car keys are always hanging in the car. There was this one time when i drove my in law's car and many cars started to flash their lights to say hi...
Anyway, my in laws are actually experts of bird's nests. I knew they had been trading bird's nests but i never knew that they actually so called "manufacture" them. Not exactly manufacture but i cant find the suitable word to replace their job. Below is a description of their task...
- they will buy a black piece of thingy which is what we call bird's nest. Piece of thing is black, filled with lots of birds feather and droppings
- somehow, they have to separate the feathers, droppings and birds nests
- they will then place these things in a pool of water and select the nest from the whole bunch of droppings and feathers
- Yes my in law did it with the best machine available which is human powered. HAHAHA... YES ALL THESE ARE ACTUALLY HAND PICKED!! WITHOUT ANY CHEMICAL AND MACHINE.
Well it is from then that i knew more about birds nests. My in law also shared many other things about birds nests which i do not want to blog about it now because i want to play my game now. Dont worry, when i have the time i will blog more details about birds nests. Wanna know more? just stay tuned to my blog... lol
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