Woo..hoo..!! Durex advertising on my blog? That’s Great

Ladies and gentlemen… I am pleased to announce that durex is going to advertise their campaign at my site. Please do support them! I am actually glad that they came…why? Hahaha because I think its something funny and nice but at the same time suprising! Hahahaha…

Anyway I got a mail from nuffnang that they will be advertising the advert at my blogspot and asked if I am against it. Well, for sure I will welcome it since they look up to my blog… I am not the choosy type. Even if they wanna advertise porn sites, I don’t mind too. Since its married man’s moments, it’s for those mens! Hahahaha… Masturbating at home is always better than seeking carnal pleasures at nasty places which can catch unwanted disease.

I always support safe sex like Durex and against prostitution and so pornsites could always be an alternative which is many times safer than prostitution to overcome men’s lust… hahahaha… maybe I should search some info about condoms just to give back something to Durex… heheheh… Wait for my post let be conduct some fact-finding about condoms and blog about it

What will happen if all the villains turn good?

Well the heroes will be out of job right? This is what they will do.

Well in the end at least they get to put their skills into good use

Who is Batman's Father?

Now before i start, let me ask you. Do you know Batman? if you answer is yes please read on. If you answer is no, then this will mean nothing to you. therefore you may exit now and come back when you find out who is batman

Anyway i was looking back at my old mails and found this picture and thought to share. i got this information very long time ago and i am sure many of you had seen this. Well no harm sharing it again.

Many might be curious because in the Batman's movies they had never shown his parents and now with this evident, i could prove who is Batman's father and His race. No Batman is not an american. As a matter of fact he is a singaporean and he is a Javanese. Batman's father is superman. Dont believe me? see his IC

SEE! this is evident!

Who should be the boss?

This is a very good article i got from email and i thought its a very good one. Thats why i share this

When the body was first made, every part wants to be the boss. So there was an arguement and here is their discussion:-

The brain said: "should be the boss because i control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet says: "We should be the boss as we carry the brain around and get him to where he wants to go"

The hands say: "We should be the boss as we do all the work and earn all the money"

And so it went on with the heart, lungs, the eyes until finally the Ass spoke up. All parts laugh at that idea that the Asshole being the boss. So the Asshole went on strike, blocked itselt up and refused to work.

Within a short period of time, the eyes crossed, hands clenched, the feet twitched, heart and lungs begin to panic, the brain fevered. Finally, they all agreed that the asshole should be the boss. So the motion was passed. All parts did all the work while the Boss pass out the shit.

The moral of the story: You did not need brain to be the boss. Any Asshole could do.

Latest Telephone... Looks like a garbage bin

Yesterday, (17/09/09) I was conducting some survey with 2 of my colleagues to look for new locations to set up new Distribution Centre. While we are at it, we saw something fascinating.

Yup the picture shows Telefon Awam but in it you can’t find any telephone. What can you see? Yes, it’s a garbage bin. Maybe this is the latest design of telephone where the phone looks like a garbage bin but I never check it out.

This picture is taken in Selayang, where we go straight from Batu Caves. It really made my day…

Why use English for IT stuffs?

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science? This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school.

See example below:-
Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:
ENGLISH:That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan..

Now you know...WHY...

What happens if Nature becomes horny?

Well here is a look of what will happen when nature gets horny. I got this from email and thought its very funny. Hope you guys like it

Wah look at the kid!

Who would expect a kid to do this. better than me leh... hahahaha.. Got this from my email and thought to share with everyone

Boss and his Secretary joke

Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down.

His secretary walked up to him and asked,'Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your gate ?'

Boss was not smart enough to understood, so he went back into his office looking a bit puzzled !

When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his Zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped up and remembering what his secretary had told him, then boss finally understood.

He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary.When he reached her desk, He said, 'When you saw the gate open did you see my BMW parked in there ?'

The secretary smiled for a moment and said,'No, Boss I didn't.All I saw was a Kancil 600 with 2 flat tyres.'

Boss went back to his office mumbling... kan ni ne......

Work Jokes. Found this in my email